The Effects of Priests on a Crew

-----The Dread Pirate nods sympathetically as Marast speaks, then replies, "Aye, I know what ye mean. Bloody priests, always so sure they know what's best fer everybody. Do this, don't do that, or that. Definitely don't do that. Ooooh, ye'll burn in hell fer that. It makes an honest pirate sick, it does. I always made 'em walk the plank first, just so's I wouldn't have to listen to 'em bitch and carp. They have a disheartenin' effect on a crew, always sayin that they'll be tortured fer all eternity if they loot, pillage, or kill priests. Especially that last one. That really gets 'em riled up. Heh, nobody can curse ye like a priest." The Dread Pirate smiles, obviously recalling happier times.

 

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